Team Roster

Coach Trump

5'8'' 140 lbs.
Wins: 600 Losses: 1,250

Favorite Hobby: Doughnuts

Team Mascot
5'1'' blah blah blah lbs.

Adds merriment and cheerfulness...

when she feels like it.

MVP
3'6'' 38 lbs.
Specializes in charming the other team into submission.

Favorite phrase: "Excuse me..."

The Rookie
2' 6'' 25 lbs.

Keeps the other team at bay by biting their

fingers and laughing at their discomfort.