Meet the Crew

(For the Journal)

Captain Smarts of the Dawn Treader 2.

Also known as "the Dentist".

For this swashbuckler torments his prey by giving shots and filling cavities.

Madame Quartermaster

This feindish female uses tickle tourture to induce giggle fits. Has been known to poison unsuspecting victims with her cooking. Beware her craft room. Many a noble gent has entered never to be seen again...

Gripes

Don't be fooled by his piety and charm, this terror of the seas can mope and whine until the hardiest pirate will beg for Davy Jone's Locker!

Squirts

This red-headed spit fire pillages and plunders every cuboard, drawer, garbage and clean clothes pile in the land with no mercy.